Wednesday, 30 October 2019

Home disadvantage

Centuries ago we gave America the gift of cricket but, like our other gifts of English and democracy, they massacred it. This led to something they call "baseball", which has gained some popularity over time, and every year they have a "World Series" to see who's best at tonking a ball as hard as possible and running in a circle.

Well, the Houston Astros again covered themselves in glory and got into the final, along with our previous home team, the Washington Nationals (seriously - the Davieses are a talisman to local sports teams. Please contact me if you want us to move to your city). It's a best-of-seven series, and Hannah's work gave her tickets to go to game six. I went online and found similar tickets changing hands for over $2,000 each, but when I suggested making a quick buck Hannah said that was unethical. The oil industry has ethics!

We arrived nice and early to enjoy the pageantry, and the atmosphere was amazing. Given the distances involved there are never really any traveling fans, so Minute Maid Park was stuffed with 40,000 Astros supporters making noise. Somewhat unfeasibly, Houston had won the three games up in DC and so only needed to win one of the remaining two, cheered on by an expectant, feverish crowd.

Well, (spoiler alert) after two excellent innings the game turned extremely boring and the Astros lost. The seventh innings was spiced up by the Nationals manager getting into a physical altercation with the umpires and being ejected from the park. I missed it as I was watching the cheerleaders. But soon we were trudging out into the Houston night with tens of thousands of other disgruntled people. Then (bigger spoiler alert) the Astros lost the next night too, handing the World Series to the Nationals! No team managed to win at home, which has never happened before so I suppose is historic, in the sense that no fans ever got to see their team win. As an England cricket supporter, this is very relatable.


Plenty of people here.


Including mascot Orbit.


Let's play ball!


There was a dress code.


We got loud. It didn't help.


Hannah, a lifelong fan...since a few hours ago.