So apparently there are some vaccines now and everything's going to go back to normal, which means all my stockpiling, zombie survival training, and casual prep for the Biblical end times might come to nothing! In order to salvage some dignity we decided to head out into the woods for New Year.
We found a state park just over the Louisiana border, so after a few hours' drive were ready to rough it for three nights in a nice cabin with central heating, a kitchen, and a TV. Shockingly, the wi-fi in the park was down! Yes, we had ventured to the edge of civilisation and beyond.
After the initial shock, we spent a few lovely days catching minnows in the nearby lake, hiking, and honing our survival skills by watching TV shows like "River Monsters" and "Mysteries Of The Abandoned". The weather was terrible which is probably why we were the only people there, but it did add nicely to the apocalyptic tableau.
Then, sadly, it was back to real life, with the imminent restart of school, work, and whatever stuff I do all day. Here's to a year that can't possibly be as challenging as the last one. Can it? Either way, I'll be more than ready...as long as there's wi-fi and a TV.
Alright, time to go home.