Monday, 24 December 2018

Snow and sand

Where can you lounge at a sun-kissed beach and then walk in a pure white snowfield?  Houston, that's where!  This classic combo was the greeting we gave Ellen and Meg, who are here for Christmas, having flown in from Heathrow, avoiding a couple of drones on the way.

The beach was our very own Galveston, where crystal blue waves lapped the shore and we enjoyed temperatures that would flatter an English summer.  There was some paddling, but no swimming, and an ice cream at Ben & Jerry's.  I did not remove my sandals and socks.

The next day it was off to find snow, which the Children's Museum had conveniently shipped in and piled up between straw bales.  The ski report would have said "slushy with ice patches" and there was an outrageous prohibition against snowball making and throwing!  Pete and Megan stood in it for thirty seconds then declared they were bored and left.

Around this has been the constant cooking, with delicacies such as Stollen with homemade candied peel, chocolate peanut butter cheesecake, and gingerbread houses appearing hourly in our kitchen.  If I felt the need to get in shape for the summer I'd be seriously worried for myself right now.

And all that before the big day even arrives!  Here's hoping Santa can find somewhere larger than the local snow patch to land his reindeer.


Texan Christmas y'all.


It was hotter than Hannah makes it look.


When I were a lad we had to make do playing with sticks and mud!


A Christmas ice cream.


There's nothing like real snow, and this is nothing like real snow.


Enough room for a snow angel?


The face of unimpressedness.


A much more interesting prospect: soldering LEDs to a rocket in the maker lab.


Merry Christmas!


Aforementioned choc and pb cheesecake.


And a very fine gingerbread house.

Sunday, 16 December 2018

Adventageous

It's the run-up to Christmas, which begins as soon as the Thanksgiving turkey has been washed down.  This year offered all the usual parties, kicking off with Chevron Santa and a breakfast buffet.  It was a reminder of how fast my baby boy is growing up, as it's the first year he's been happy in proximity to a red-dressed bearded old man.  We'll be working on stranger danger to make sure it doesn't happen again.

The winter season has brought some unseasonal weather, which meant a birthday party was relocated from a rainy local park to Chick-Fil-A.  For those unacquainted, it's a fast-food restaurant, like McDonalds but for chicken, and extremely religious.  Now imagine holding a birthday party in there on a packed Saturday afternoon.  I sat in the corner supping a milkshake and admiring the chaos.

We rounded out the weekend with the Houston Museum of Natural Science Christmas bash.  Santa was here too, but why bother with him when you can ride a dinosaur?  Finally science delivers something worthwhile.

I collapsed at home after all this, cradling a brandy, and wondering the same thing I do every year: how am I going to make it to actual Christmas Day?


What do you say if a stranger offers you sweeties?


Perfect party location.


Six-yr-old Sebas and his no-artificial-ingredients cake.


Oh, and it was fancy dress.
 

A little pre-Yule yard work.


Rudolph the red-nosed velociraptor.


Pete and Emila, an old friend from pre-school.


One for next year's card.


Advent is all about preparing for Christmas, i.e. getting the body ready for even more indulgence.

Friday, 7 December 2018

Meanwhile, in Laos

I've just found out my parents have another child!  She's called Emily, and is currently working as a nurse in Laos.  Apparently she grew up with me in Frome, but I don't have much recollection of that.

Anyway, Mum decided to travel out to South East Asia to meet her, joined by traveling companion Sheila who goes along whenever Dad judges a location too exotic (i.e. further than the Isle of Wight).

They've been seeing the sights, living the life, and generally having a great time in temperatures 35C+.  They've assured me they won't be carrying any packages for people they don't know, because I am not in the mood to break someone out of a Thai prison, and they've also been keeping me updated with daily photos.  There seems to be a theme...


Important to stay hydrated in the heat.


 Are they both for you?


 Is this the same day, or...?


 At least you're not drinking alone.


Welcome to the family!  Looks like you'll fit right in.