"At least it died instantly," I commented to Hannah, feeling all the guilt of a murderer (a birderer?) I comforted myself knowing that a turkey was being pardoned somewhere, and was more pleased when I heard that both Thanksgiving turkeys were locals.
However, this morning we discovered that the demise of our feathered friend might not have been as clinical as we first thought.
Some viewers may find the following images disturbing. Sorry, I should have put that warning higher up.
If we'd have checked yesterday, we wouldn't have needed that turkey.