Saturday 12 January 2013

Milky milky

Breasts.  Apparently they're for babies.  This is news to me, and seems to be news to most of the USA where boobs are more tightly regulated than guns.  It's true!  Only 28 states exempt breastfeeding from public indecency laws.  I guess Janet Jackson was unlucky that Nipplegate occurred in Texas.

Today, as part of all this getting-ready-for-a-baby stuff (we have nappies and a couple of changes of clothes - is there anything else?) we attended a breastfeeding class.  Thankfully it was many times better than the last experience, with a friendly positive teacher and things to play with (no, not breasts).

We arrived to find a pile of dolls on the front table.  It was a little disconcerting, but more worrying was Hannah's confession that she felt warm, fuzzy and - dare I say it? - maternal emotions towards babies in the introductory video. "I will tell you up front that this video contains breasts," said the instructor, "just as a warning."  At a breastfeeding class.  Hmm.

It was all good fun as we practiced the 'cradle', 'cross-cradle' and 'football' baby holds (in Britain the last one would be known as a 'rugby' hold, tucked under the arm, although baby rugby isn't the most comforting image either).  A second video came from Bristol!  Go Somerset!  Thankfully no stone circles or ley lines were invoked.

We left feeling surprisingly happy and confident about the whole thing, and I look forward to our visit from the 'lactation consultant' in the hospital shortly after birth.  It seems that breast really is best.  For the baby too!


Unnerving.


Easy - he hardly made a peep all class!


A baby will instinctively shuffle towards a breast when placed stomach-to-stomach with its carer.  I'm going to need a bit more practice.