They spent some of my inheritance upgrading their seats, so arrived very happy and relaxed. They were a little scared of the large glowing yellow thing in the sky, but then remembered they'd seen the sun once before, on a package holiday to Corfu in the 1970s. A quick trip around the Creek and they soon found their bearings. Then it was back home for a cup of tea, and to find out how much Cadbury's chocolate, Marmite and Branston Pickle they'd managed to smuggle in.
Spot the English tourists.
The haul. And, wow, it's a good one!