But you're here for the shuffleboard results, which were:
Emily bt. David 2-1 (the shame!)
David bt. Jack 2-0
Jack bt. Emily 2-0
So it was all square (an exhibition match, as Vince pointed out) and we parted as friends. But I will have my revenge.

Elliot, Jack, Em and Hannah in the club. Look harder!

Jack spins a shuffleboard puck up the table.

Emily demonstrates "the English defence".