A holiday in America is all about new experiences, and I was excited to be able to give my nephew Oliver one today when we went to a car wash. But not just any car wash. In this one you drive onto a conveyor belt and it takes you through automatically! And it has a huge flannel that licks your car like a giant tongue. And it dries you off afterwards. And they give you free wipes for the inside!
At least one of us was overawed by the whole adventure.
It's so exciting, there's a queue. Like at a fairground.
More water than you've ever seen!
Wow - massive blue brushes!
Uncool uncle.
What's the point of having kids around if you don't put them to work?